Lindsey: Nicole -
Wussuper chick? Nuttin' here. I'm just really bored! We are going back home from Houston. We're in a lot of traffic!!! We are on I-45. Whatever! Just telling ya. So did you get your swimsuit? I hope you did! It's pretty bad-ass! Tony ______ wrote in my yearbook: "Damn - you looked good all year! Have fun - Tony". I was all, "DAMN"! Shit, Nicole - He is, like, the finest guy in school!!! He's up there with Barclay & Rob! But the bad thing is - he's f*ing taken! They're gonna break up, though. That's what I heard because they both want to be free in the summer. I'm gonna get Pedro to sign it. I wanna see what he will write. Probably like "Hey... -Pedro". No, he probably won't even write "Hey". He'll probably just sign his name. He looks pretty good in the yearbook! But in the class favorites picture his hair is all messed up.
We might stop at the Nike outlet. I hope we do! It's only 5 exits away.
I love the yearbook! You have to save me 1 page, okay?! I can write like a gang girl. BABY RAY. That says "Baby Ray". Reynaldo taught me. Cool, huh?!
*Anyways*
This note is getting kinda long! So, gotta jet!
2, 3 or 4!?
Up to here!
Duck joke!
He's gotta great tan!
Blue moon!
Love always,
Lindsey
PS - I'll miss you.
Wow, there's a lot to cover here so I'll get right down to it... I just looked up Tony in the yearbook. Yeah, definitely NOT the finest guy at school. I guess if I had to pick, I'd say Barclay. He was the only one too hot for me to crush on. Then again, there were a TON of hot guys in that 7th grade class. Is it weird that I'm almost 30 and talking about hot 7th graders? I feel like this is heading in a strange, borderline-inappropriate place so I'm gonna back up...
You see all those inside jokes she listed up there? A few of them I don't remember, but the "He's gotta great tan" is a pretty funny one... Lindsey said that when describing a guy, possibly Pedro but I don't remember, and I had to remind her that it wasn't a tan... he was Mexican. Happens all the time, I'm sure. And the duck joke?! That shit is STILL my signature joke. Ask any of my close friends and they'll tell you they've heard it. It's the least-offensive punch line in my arsenal.
Lastly, I'm not sure what Pedro ended up signing in Lindsey's yearbook, but he definitely poured his heart out in mine:
Took me a while to see what he was REALLY trying to say (hint: Please Meet me Sometime). Good thing I didn't save him a whole page like I did Lindsey and the other girls:
I'm finding it just a wee-bit presumptuous of them to think I could afford to reserve all that yearbook real estate. Did they ever consider that maybe I have, like, a TON of friends who need their own space to write me their regards?! You can't just pluck people's yearbooks out of their hands and put little "Reserved for so-and-so" signs on the pages and assume they won't run out of space from the HUNDREDS of other people waiting to sign their yearbook. Turns out that wasn't the case for me, but that's not the point! Greedy little teenagers!
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