8th Grade Secrets

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Katey:  Hey Nicole, what’s going on?  Nothin much here.  I am in Bingenhiemer or something like that.  Don’t worry, I will not tell anybody & you should trust me by now.  I know how you feel.  I’m going to tell you something but I don’t want you to tell anybody else.  You’re the only one I’m telling.  So ask me when we are alone or something because I don’t want to write it in the note.  So I know how you feel and don’t worry about it too much because I don’t want you to go ballistic on me or anything.  Well gotta go! 

PS – Write Back.  Love ya!     Katey

Holy cannoli, what was the big secret I told her?!?!  It must have been a doozy if there existed some threat of me going ballistic over it.  And what even bigger secret did she tell me later that day?!  I don’t think I’ve ever been so curious about something in my entire life.  Guess we’ll have to add this to the list of 8^th grade secrets destined to stay hidden for eternity.  Major bummer.