July 20, 2012

Rumble in the Bronx


TRANSCRIPT:
Julie:  Your so stupid
Nicole:  Julie, You shouldn't be mad!  The other day you and Ruby didn't wait for me and Natalie!  Besides, I looked in Mr. Miller's window and did not see you so I figured you already left!  Nicole K.
Julie:  OK, but I am still mad at Natalie because every time I become friends with someone she is too.  I will try to stop Ruby from beating you up.  So how are you?  Are we still best friends?  Me and Natalie are NOT!!! Love, Julie (Ju-poo)
Nicole:  Is Ruby gonna beat Natalie up?  Yes, we are still B/F/F (I hope).  Why Not?  (in reference to Julie and Natalie no longer being best friends)
Julie:  Yes, she hates Natalie more than she hates the devil.  Good I'm glad we're still best friends.  I will still take you home.  Sorry for hitting you in the hall.  I'll tell you later after Star, to long to write.  Love, your B/F/F, Julie


Hmmm... where to begin?  The "Your so stupid" line seems too easy, so I'll dig a little deeper.  I suppose I'll start by thanking Julie for trying to stop Ruby from beating me up.  I made it out of middle school unscathed and now I know why.  My hero!  Luckily, we were still best friends and stayed that way forever.  Oh wait, that's right.  I changed middle schools the following year and we completely grew apart.  Strange... we seemed so solid.  As for Ruby hating Natalie more than the devil?  That was way harsh, Ty. 

2 comments:

  1. Who in the hell is Ruby?! And I think a lot of people hate me more than the devil himself.... Or herself, whatev.

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    1. I remember the name but not the face. I'll have to consult my yearbook when I get home.

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