3-Way Calling

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Jesse:  Nicole, wussuper?  Nothing much here.  How is your life?  Mine is fine.  What Pedro said was that he wouldn’t not want you to go out with Shane.  Because that’s what he (Pedro) thought.  I told you it wasn’t important.

*Anyways*

Last night Robert called me and told me to call Nicole on 3-way so I could find out what she did behind my back.  She played the biggest trick on me.  She had Courtney on the other line.  She heard me say “Robert” before she clicked over.  She came back and Robert asked her if she did anything behind my back and she said yes.  That made me mad and the whole time she was on the line she pretended that she didn’t know I was on the line.  Then Robert asked her who she did it with and she said Jacob.  And she went on and on and right before she hung up she said “Hi, Jesse” and hung up.  God, before she said “Hi, Jesse” I was so pissed off.  I will tell you the rest later. 

*Anyways*

Do you still not know who you like?  I like a few people, maybe I will tell you later.  W/G/G  - Jesse

PS – You still owe me what you said last time you wrote me.

Ah, yes… the ol’ “call them on 3-way and get them to talk shit” trick.  When I saw Mean Girls for the first time I almost cried at that part, thinking of all the times I fell for it.  Lost a lot of good friends back then…

*Anyways*

I'm just glad there's no longer an easy way for kids share the crap others say about them with each other.  Can you imagine handing to a bunch of teenagers the power to talk shit and start rumors to the masses?!  How awful!  I mean, it would literally create a generation of conniving assholes like we've never seen.  Bullet dodged, right?!

Baby JNCO's

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Lindsey:  Nicole, wussuper?  Not much at all here!  I went to four malls over the weekend!  I went to Valley View, North East Mall, Six Flags Mall and Vista Ridge.  It was cool.  My little brother Travis got baby JNCO’s.  It’s so cute!  I’ll miss you soooooo much!  J/J, I won’t miss you at all!  J/J, I’ll miss you a lot!  I’m sorry if I have been mean or rude to you the past week and today!  I’ve just had a lot of things go on.  I’ve had a lot of hard choices I’ve had to make and I’ve lost some friends over it.  Stuff like that.  Love always, Lindsey

Baby JNCO’s?!  That DOES sound cute!  Can't imagine going to all those malls in one weekend, though.  It's like taking a two-day tour of the DFW shit-roplex before all the cool stuff was built.  Oh well, I’m sure it was a nice break from all the “stuff” Linz had going on.  8^th grade can be so stressful! 

David The Skater Boy

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Denise:  Dear Nicole, Hey sweets!  How are you?  F.H.  Are you going to the movies this Friday?  David is!!  He broke up with his girlfriend!  Anyways, PAC time sucks.  See ya 4^th period.  Love always and forever, Denise

Ohmygosh, David broke up with his girlfriend?!  No way!  Finally!  Now he and I can be together and get married and have babies and live happily ever after!  Or just make out a little and then never speak to each other.  Damn skater boys - if they’re not racking their nuts on a guard rail, they’re breaking your heart.

Don't Ruin ANOTHER Friendship

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Marisa:  1-8-98

Nicole, Hey – How’s Georgia?  Things are pretty good here.  I just wanted to say thank you for writing me.  That was really sweet.  It is comforting to know that I don’t’ have to lock my windows when you’re in town!  J/j.  I hope everything works out for you.  So – I know John will be there in Georgia over Valentine’s Day.  I’m not asking you not to see him, I’m just asking you to keep in mind that he has a girlfriend and I love him a lot.  Don’t ruin another friendship “like you and Natalie” like you did with Jessie.  I don’t mean any of this in a mean way.  I would really like to be friends and meet you someday.  I hope to see you soon.  Love, Marisa

This letter is technically from high school, but the saga began in middle school so I’m including it.  The story goes like this:  I was dating John when I moved to Georgia that previous summer, but then he started high school and met Marisa and I guess he decided long distance was stupid and I was toast.  There were rumors going around that I hated her and wanted to beat her up (because I'm aggressive and violent like that), so I sent her a nice letter telling her "I ain't mad at cha - I got nothing but love for ya".  Or something along those lines.  Shortly thereafter he called me asking if we could meet up while he was visiting Georgia, and this somehow got back to Marisa.  Probably through Natalie and her big mouth.  Oh, there was one other thing I forgot to mention.  John was kiiiiiiiiiiiind of dating my friend Jessie when I met him, and he kiiiiiiiiind of dumped her to start dating me.  This was before I committed to the whole "chicks before dicks" thing, so that was what Marisa meant by “don’t ruin another friendship like you did with Jessie”.   Long story short - we never met up.  Probably because he was a giant tool bag.  In fact I think he ended up cheating on Marisa with Courtney.  As did every other girl's boyfriend in high school, so I hear.  Sorry, that was totally uncalled for.  I think these notes are starting to bring out my inner 8th-grade bitch...