September 25, 2012

David The Skater Boy









TRANSCRIPT:
Denise:  Dear Nicole, Hey sweets!  How are you?  F.H.  Are you going to the movies this Friday?  David is!!  He broke up with his girlfriend!  Anyways, PAC time sucks.  See ya 4th period.  Love always and forever, Denise



Ohmygosh, David broke up with his girlfriend?!  No way!  Finally!  Now he and I can be together and get married and have babies and live happily ever after!  Or just make out a little and then never speak to each other.  Damn skater boys - if they’re not racking their nuts on a guard rail, they’re breaking your heart.

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