He's Not Ugly, He Just Has A Big Head

TRANSCRIPT:

Nicole (me):  4-26-96

Julie,

Hey, what’s up?  Not much here.  Just sitting in Star next to you!  Are we doing something on Sunday still?  Just wondering.  So, if you don’t like Bob, who do you like?  Anyone I know?  You and Chris make a cute couple.  Don’t you think?

*anyways*

What are you doing?  I am writing you a letter, just so you know.

Sorry So Short, Sloppy and Stupid

W/B

Nicole Kenning

B/F/F

Julie:  Yeah but David thinks he’s ugly.

Nicole:  David think she is ugly because David is a guy!  All guys think other guys are ugly. 

Julie:  Do you?

Nicole:  No, he just has a big head.

Julie:  SHUT UP

Nicole:  I am just playing, he is very cute.

Seeing as how I have yet to meet the elusive “Hot guy with an over-sized head”, I’d say yeah - Chris probably wasn’t the cutest sweater in the closet.  But this was right around the time I dated the ugliest guy in my entire 18-year dating repertoire, soooooooo….. that kettle sure is black.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Pot