November 26, 2012

That Bill Nye Guy Sucks!

TRANSCRIPT:
Lindsey:  5/16/97
Nicole -
*Wussup-er?*
Nuttin much here!  I think that Bill Nye sucks a hard d***!
Well anyways, thanks for letting me borrow your Makaveli c.d. even though I got into a little trouble.  Oh well.  She took the shit I gave her.  I'll give it to you after 5th period, ok?
Well, gotta go!
Love always -
Lindsey

Monday is gonna be so bad ass!
Save me a dance today, ok?  J/J



Well, hello there!  I hope the 5 of you that actually read my blog had a great Thanksgiving holiday.  I know I did.  Can't say the same for my colon.

Today I start by saying "What the hell, Lindsey?!".  Bill Nye (and his sweet bow tie) was, is and always will be a bad-ass.  End of story.  Like, seriously, not even up for discussion.  The Makaveli cd, on the other hand, is.  Can someone please explain to me how a Staind cd can still have a presence in my enormous cd collection, but that Makaveli cd somehow went missing years ago?  I mean, the Staind cd isn't mine.  A friend left it.  In my cd case.  And put my initials on it. 

I'm so ashamed.

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