November 1, 2012

Rosa and Jason

TRANSCRIPT:
Julie:   Dear Coley,
How are you now?  I love you!  (J/K)  Hi!  I love JR and JA.  I'm going to go out with Warner. (J/K)  Are you mad at me or Nat?  I'm going to tell you everything I did at the lake.  Woohoo!  I want you to be sweet thing.  Andy is ugly with his hair cut ooooooooo.  JT is cute.  Jacob is cute.  _____ is not cute.  I think it is sad that Rosa and Jason broke up and now Jason has a girlfriend and Rosa does not have a boyfriend.  Don't you love my designs or however the hell you spell it?  Love always, Julie  "Foxy"



Aww man, Rosa and Jason?!  They were THE 6th grade power couple.  When they broke up, all hell broke loose.  Girls wept.  Guys rioted.  They had to close school for like a week just to restore order.  Ok, it wasn't that bad.  But it really was a sullen day at GMS. If Rosa and Jason can't make it, what hope do the rest of us have?!  Luckily we all made it out ok.  A special shout out goes to Ju-poo's sweet-ass ying-yang design.  I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a dream of 11-year-old Nicole to have a ying-yang tattoo.  Right over my belly button, which of course would have a super-sexy belly button ring.  Probably something dangly with a pimp rhinestone in the middle.  And all of that would look totally silly without the 14K gold belly chain and matching anklet.  Add a little daisy-embellished scrunchy to control that flowing, shoulder-length mane of mine.  Top it all off with some CK1 and WATCH OUT, BOYS!

3 comments:

  1. Through the first few years I wanted a tattoo, I was dead set on getting either a yin and yang, or one of those sun and moon together-in-a-circle-things. So glad I waited.

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  2. I'm so glad you waited, too! Although if we both had ying yang tattoos you have to admit-that would be kinda awesome.

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  3. HAHA! I just heard husband/wife matching tattoos!!!! Can I be there when you get them? :-)

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