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Pedro: NICOLE
Hey sexy, bet you didn't think you were gonna get a typed note today, huh? So, what's up? Obviously not much here. Mrs. Goodwin left so this is what I'm doing to kill time. I suck, you ____! Class really sucks when all you can do is sit a type a letter to you. But, I can do anything I want right now. I'm just choosing to sit ant type a letter. Really, I do enjoy writing these pointless things.
NEWAYS
Romeo and Juliet should be real good. I just hope you can go. Oops, I just ran out of paper.
Love,
Pedro
Wow, drop the 'tude, dude. I'm sure there are plenty of things more lame than typing me a letter, right? Like highlighting every other word in an alternating color?! The good news is I think ole' loverboy just summed up my entire blog theme in one sentence: "Really, I do enjoy writing these pointless things". His sarcasm speaks volumes, especially to a gal who now makes a hobby of posting all of these pointless things for your entertainment. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?! And yes, Romeo and Juliet was real good. It was pretty f*ing awesome, actually. It also had the second-best movie soundtrack of the nineties. After Reality Bites, of course. He's a movie star, only drives rented cars. Met him in a bar, I said "I know who you are"... TOOK HIM TO MY PARTY, AS THE GAMES WERE STARTING, BOTTLE'S ON THE GROUND, ARE YOU READY NOW?!
Now you have that song in your head. I'll bet you're downloading it on itunes right now. You're welcome.
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