AS IF!

TRANSCRIPT:
Justin -  Dear Nicole,
As if I am so mad at Cortney!
PS, Don't show anyone.



AS IF?!  I'm surprised this Justin even wrote me a note.  He was a total Baldwin (who I dated for like a minute in 6th grade), and I was no Betty.  Plus he was, like, totally buggin' over Cortney, even though she was with Cole.  Or something like that.  These old letters are like the Cliffs Notes of my middle school existence so I'm only getting the summed-up version.  But I'm pretty sure there was some kind of love triangle there.  Which is silly, because searching for a boy in middle school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go attend a tree-planting with Marky Mark.