December 14, 2012
I'm Such A Looser
TRANSCRIPT:
Natalie: To - Nicole
From - your fav. person - B-F-F in the whole world!
(I know what your thinking right now!) (That I'm a looser)
9-1-96
I Love JE
U Love DR
Nicole,
Hey, tell your new friend I said HI! So what are you doing this weekend? I'm so happy this is a short week! This is the first letter I've written you this school year. I don't have anything to say.
W-B-S
Call me!
B-F-F
Natalie
Her best friend. STAY AWAY!!!!!!
"I know what your thinking right now. That I'm a looser". No, dear. That's not what I'm thinking at all. I'm just wondering why you never bothered to enter into that spelling bee. Perhaps you could have used a nice, educational vacation to Nerd City. Just remember, she's MY bff. So STAY AWAY, Nerd City-ans!!!!
PS, I'm starting to get down to the scrappy leftovers in this note box of mine. If anyone has some of their own to contribute, please feel free to send them my way! Email an image and transcript of the letter, as well as any pertinent info/background to andimeanteveryword@gmail.com. If you send me inappropriate crap, like a naked pic of yourself, I will post it online with a copy of your name, address and facebook profile and blast that shit to ALL of my 50 or so friends. And a lot of them are friends with, like, over 100 people so when they start re-posting that stuff it's all over for you PAL!
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