December 5, 2012

JNCO Etiquette

TRANSCRIPT:
Lance:   Nicole,
Hey!  Your hand was going to say you suck at basketball.  But I was j/k
-anyways-
My JNCO's are short because I'm short.  Are you going to the dance or the movies with Jesse and Denise and them?  Oh yeah.  We were just writing about who I like.  Now my stomach hurts.
W*G*G
Love ya,
Lance

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PPS - I like JT & DA



Ugh!  It used to drive me crazy how his JNCOs would come up above his shoes.  What's lamer than a pair of high-waters?  JNCO high-waters!!!  The rules of fashion are simple and finite, and if you get caught breaking them you best believe Imma call you out on it.  Too bad no one was around to call me out on my own law breaking.  Like when I would borrow Natalie's bad-ass Nikes even though they were 2 sizes too small.  Or my pension for wearing my sister's shirts and dresses even though they were too big in the chest area.  Funny story - one time I wore one of her Nike shirts to school and a classmate points at my shirt and says "Nike rocks!".  Only I thought he said "Nice rocks!".  So I was all "Excuse me?!" And he was all "I said 'Nike rocks!".  And them I'm like "Ooooh, I thought you said 'Nice rocks'".  And he goes "Pssshhh, more like 'Nice pebbles'".  Luckily the whole class heard him, and we all had a nice chuckle.

And that's how "Pebbles" became my 8th grade nickname. 

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