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Marleta: Nicole, Wuz up chick? Nuttin much here AGAIN! NEWAYS - I love cross country! I made 33rd place, out of 200 people! Cool, huh?! ANYWHOO - I got a 100 on my test. Cool, huh? I probably can spend the night!
Love, Marleta
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Holy shit, 33rd place?! Way to aim big, M! I'm glad you like cross country because I'm pretty sure it's the worst sport ever. Can we even call it a sport? Running outside in the woods and stuff: Otherwise known as that thing our ancestors used to do when they hunted for food, before grocery stores and cars were invented. All that running and you can't even make it in the top 25... of 200 people!!! If I'm gonna place that shitty in a competition it should be in something awesome. Like a cupcake-eating contest. There are NO losers in a cupcake-eating contest.
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