Merry Christmas From The Kennings

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Natalie:  Hey, I will probably come over to spend the night on Friday.  Give me a letter and call me!  After I get to your house we can decorate it with Christmas lights.

I’m planning on bordering my room with the changing pattern ones.  Hey, is your mom taking us to six flags and when?!

W-B-S

Natalie

PS – We can rent a movie and go to the gas station.

Rent a movie and go to the gas station?!  L-O-S-E-R-S!  And PS - I hated our Christmas lights!  Our house was gray and my parents insisted on putting up nothing but over-sized RED lights!  So ugly.  Not to mention the ENORMOUS wooden snowman cutout my mom would put out in the front yard that read “Merry Christmas from The Kennings”.  Ewww, please don’t advertise to the whole neighborhood that I live in the house with the weird red lights and the tacky wooden snowman.  Em-BAR-assing!  I think the only thing worse than our Christmas display was the Easter display – some giant “lolly-pops” lined the sidewalk with a creepy wooden bunny rabbit cutout in the yard.  Sometimes I see that bunny in my dreams.  Staring at me.  Haunting me.