October 15, 2012

I Speak My Mind


TRANSCRIPT:
Lindsey:  Nicole-
Wussuper, Babe?  You are being really different whenever Jesse is around.  It’s getting really annoying!  You act so rude to me when you are with him.  I thought you were my best friend but best friends don’t do this to each other.  And about the David thing – I know you wouldn’t do that to me, but you haven’t done anything about it.  I read the note you wrote to Megan and if you don’t wanna “waste your time” on this David issue, then maybe I shouldn’t waste my time with you.
Love always, Lindsey
I speak my mind and this is how I feel.



Ooooohhh, so this must have been what Denise was talking about!  I think we can all agree the best part of this note is the end.  “Love always…”.  Kids are so passive-aggressive.  And I’m really sorry about being so rude to you whenever Jesse Dreamboat was around.  I had such a dumb crush on him and his lack of reciprocation fueled my teen angst like gasoline on a gasoline fire.  LOVE ME, DAMMIT!  Oh the pain.  I don’t remember what the whole “David” thing was about, but screw Megan for showing people my note.  “Don’t show anyone” means DON’T SHOW ANYONE, ho-skank!  What can I say, I TOO speak my mind and this is how I feel.  Love always, Nic.

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAHA! This is hilarious! I wish I had the cohones that Lindsey had when I was in Jr. High/High School!!

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