October 4, 2012

Spif-a-licious



TRANSCRIPT:
Andrew:   Nicole, Hey wuz up?  Well I'm really "very" bored in History right now so I wanted to write you this spif-a-licious note.  Anyways, are you looking forward to the dance tomorrow?  I am.  Guess what?!  I might get a sugar glider.  It's kinda like a little flying hamster.  So how is Casper?  Well, running out of words to write so write back sometime.
- Andrew
SMILE TODAY!



Sugar gliders:  They're like little flying hamsters... that screech at the top of their lungs in the middle of the night because they are loud-as-shit nocturnal mini-beasts!  If you aren't expecting it, it's the most frightening sound you've ever heard.  Plus, Andrew already had a pet ferret so that sounded like quite a menagerie of pets to have in one home.  Not sure he he ended up getting one but I hope he didn't, for the sake of his family and neighbors (and overall sanity).  I mean, I can't think of a less-spif-a-licious pet out there.  Well, running out of words to write so I'll go now...

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