Pool Party!

TRANSCRIPT:
Julie:  Nicole, Hey nerd what's up?  Not much here.  Annnyways, I want to have a little party at Grayson pool so we could swim and stuff.  Want to?  It can be me and your [our] party.  Who would you want to come?  My list:  Me, you, Natalie, Courtney, Cortney, Jennifer, Cole, Justin, Rachael, Kristal, Cecili, Rosa, Brian, Tony and whoever you want.  But let's keep it to 7th grade except for Casey and Andi.  Well go for now.  See ya.
Love ya,
Julie
B/F/F/A/A/A



Umm... why does the party have to be at my apartments when she has a pool at her house?!?!  Like my parents would ever want that responsibility, anyways.  Having to look over a bunch of horny adolescents in their swim trunks???  They'd rather stab themselves in the eye with a lit cigarette.  And I don't think "keeping it to 7th grade" was the issue so much as getting anyone to show up in the first place.  We were NERDS!  You said so yourself in the first line of this letter.  Duh!