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Becky: Dear Nicole, Hey girlfriend, I feel like we're growing apart so I decided to write you a long letter! So how have you been? Pretty good, I hope. I cannot wait until Friday when we go to the movies. I hope our guys come!! I really want Mary and Carey to get back together and I want Denise to get back together with Chase and then (I have this whole thing thought out if you didn't notice) I want Brad to ask out Katey and then Jessie is already going out with John so that's one thing taken care of and then Ryan to ask out you and then finally, I want JOE to ask out me! That would be like the best thing in the whole entire world! I love you so much and I really don't want you to move. It will be so sad! Well, I really want to do something with you on Friday night so does that sound good? I wouldn't worry about Katey and all of that!! Well I really don't want to go but I really have to!!!! Love ya babe, now and forever even when you move.
Love always and forever, Becky
Dang, girlfriend! That sure was a lot of enthusiasm - especially for such a specific string of scenarios that totally never happened. In fact that whole story ends with me being an asshole and then moving to Georgia, leaving a trail of ex-friends behind me. What can I say? 7th grade Nicole was scrawny and awkward and always thought people were mad at her. 8th grade Nicole started taking her breakfast with a dash of confidence. Post 8th grade/pre 9th grade Nicole had one too many self-esteem burritos and started shitting "bitch bricks" all over the place. And 9th grade Nicole? Let's just say being the new girl your first year of high school will put a girl in her place REAL QUICK.
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