October 22, 2012

Fart Sniffer


TRANSCRIPT:
Nicole (me):  9/23/96
L.A., Hey fart sniffer, wuz up?  Not much here.  Just sittin in science.  I think the guy she's talking about was Ty, but I'm not sure.  I don't have a lot to say.  I'll ask R.P..  Science sucks.  Cody is retarded.  Armando and him are getting on my nerves.  So, who do you like?  I don't really like anyone.  David, I guess. I wish he'd come over or call or something. 
Sorry So Short, Sloppy & Stupid Sounding
W/B
Love ya, Nicole Kenning
Leigh Ann:  Hey Nicole, I'm writing on your note cuz I don't have anything to write on.  Jessie and R.P don't "look" like they're going out!  What do you think?  So now that that's over (R.P. asking Jessie out), what's new?  Nothing here.  That tes was pretty easy.  What'd you think?  Well, gotta go.
W/B on new paper, preferably!
Love ya,  Leigh Ann



Fart sniffer?  BUUUUUURN!!!!!  I can't believe I said Science sucks.  It was and still is my favoritest subject in the history of forever.  Science is the coolest!  Perhaps if 8th grade Nicole wasn't such a negative Nancy, college Nicole wouldn't have given up so easily on that Meteorology degree.  You could be watching me on the weather channel RIGHT NOW!  But nooooooooo.  I had to be all "Science sucks" in 8th grade and then completely let go of my dreams when I got one measly little F in Calculus II.  If I ever hear my kid say "Science sucks" I'm gonna go China-mom on their ass and stick them in a Science boarding school until they turn 18.  Physics is your friend, dammit!  No dessert until you tell me you love Calculus!  SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!!

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