Are You Dumping Me?

TRANSCRIPT:

Paul:  Dear Nicole, What’s up?  Nothing much here in Science 4^th period.  So how was your weekend?  Did you go to 6 Flags?  Hope you had fun.  Looking good today.  I know you will show somebody this.  Are you dumping me?  Because I keep on hearing this.  If you are then why?  Well I’m to let you go because I’m puzzled over something.  Smile or farthead.  The reason why I was so depressed Friday was because I wanted to kiss you but I think you will slap me.  And your friends don’t like me and your might dumb because you get made fun of.  Most smiles start with a beautiful one like yours.  Stay Pretty!  Stay Cool!

So I did some digging and FINALLY figured out who wrote these notes.  His name was Paul and I went out with him in 7^th grade.  I did not like him AT ALL, but he was a grade older and gave me some serious street cred.  We just passed some notes and I think we kissed once or twice.  Maybe if he could form a coherent sentence once in a while and not be such a whiney baby, I wouldn’t have been so turned off.  Oh, and is that supposed to be a drawing of a longhorn?  Because it looks like a dick with two streams.  What a dweebus.