Did you hear about Rob?

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Mary:  Nicole - Hey babe, wusup?  N.M.H.  How are you?  I’m pretty good.  Have you talked to Mike yet?  He’s not worth it.  I like Carey a lot!  I have absolutely no feelings 4 Brad anymore.  Just looking at him or talking about him makes me sick.  He spread all these stupid rumors around his school about me and Carey that were totally not true.  N-E-ways, did you hear about Rob?  He broke some guy’s nose, jaw and knocked out a tooth.  He’s suspended for the rest of the week and has ISS all of next week.  The poor guy he beat up is in the hospital and his parents want to sue.  I can’t wait until Valentines!  I think I’m probably gonna give Carey JNCO’s.  Do you honestly think I should?  If I don’t do that I’ll get him cologne or a shirt.  So what are you doing this weekend?  I’m so glad we have four days.  I’ll probably sleep all of Monday and Tuesday.  Are you going to the dance on Friday?  I doubt I will.  I’m probably going to the movies.  Well gotta go.  I love you!  Love forever, Mary. 

I love Carey 4-Ever!

PS – Call me!

Is it weird that after receiving this note my crush on Rob went from a level 2 to a level 9?  He may have been a year younger than me but he was allllll man!  Can't say the same about that jerk, Mike.  And yes Mary, I HONESTLY think you should give Carey JNCO’s for his birthday.  They were our generation’s bell bottoms, and any guy that didn’t rock the JNCO/polo shirt/Nike combo was a Loser with a capital L.  I’m bummed I didn’t think to put a pair of my own JNCO’s in the middle school time capsule.  If they decide to make a fashion comeback, my teenage daughter would have been super hip and vintage in her mom’s old pair.  Drats.