Do You Know April?

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Nicole:  Nicole, I was asking you if you remember April because she died of a cocaine overdose.  Write Back     -Nicole     I love Jacob

Nicole (me):  When was this?  That’s sad!  How do you know?  I heard Fernando died.  Is that true?  W/B  NK

Nicole:  It happened about four days ago.  Lindsay told me because April’s sister called Justin.  I don’t know if Fernando died but I will find out and tell you.

Do I remember April?  Of course I do.  She tried to beat me up in 6^th grade.  Well, it was less “tried to beat me up” and more “walked circles around me while yelling at me in front of a bunch of people”.  Doesn’t mean I didn’t nearly crap my pants at the time, but looking back I can see how ridiculous the whole thing was.  “You just a triflin’ bitch who needs to back the fuck off!”.  Back the fuck off of WHAT?  Seriously, how does a goofy-looking 11 year old become a “triflin’ bitch”?  BE MORE CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR FEEDBACK, PLEASE!!!  My theory is that a former friend of mine tried to stick her on me out of jealousy or something.  Makes sense, since I’m the only one of that trio that made it out of high school without dying or having kids.  I WIN.