August 5, 2012

The Tomb of the Unknown Boyfriend

TRANSCRIPT:
Unknown Boy Friend:  Dear Nicole, What's up?  Nothing much.  So how was your weekend?  Mine was fine.  So how was babysitting?  Was it fun?  How was the lock-in?  What did you guys do?  Well gotta go.  Check ya later.  UT rules!  Aggies stink!  Smile.  PS - W/B/S
Most smiles start with your beautiful smile!
*Pitty the Aggies who thought Gatorade was welfare for the crocodiles*
Daffy says hello!  He misses you!


I have no idea who wrote this note but he sure sounded like a dumb-ass.  Which means he was probably a boyfriend.  I can only guess that the reason I dated him was because he constantly told me I was beautiful (there are other notes to this effect).  Compliments are like crack to pre-teen girls.  I do, however, remember the lock-in he was talking about.  But he should have known better than to ask what we did.  What happens at the lock-in stays at the lock-in, fool!

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