TRANSCRIPT:
Nat: Look, tell Austin to have one of his cute
friends come along. Not the freak! And no one older than 17, and we are “14” or
“15”, ok? Not the guy with long
sideburns!
Make sure he is cute!
B-F-F, Natalie
Did you know Nat's sass predates the dinosaurs? True story. What worries me is that the guy with the long sideburns
wasn’t the freak. I guess my weird taste
in men started earlier than I thought.
And while giving boys fake ages was S.O.P. during our boy-crazy
youth, I may die a little inside if I ever find out my 12-year-old daughter is
gallivanting with 16 and 17 year old boys with abundant facial hair.
This is the kind of crap my kids will look back on and say “But you
did it when you were our age, MOM!” Not
cool, 7th grade Nicole. Not
cool.
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