Nicole: Lindsey, I feel sorry for you. She must get really annoying, but don't let her get to you. Here's a joke:
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pizza
Pizza Who?
Pete's a really neat person once you get to know him.
Lindsey: Nicole, now she's really pissed at me. Oh darn! I still want to be friends but not best friends. I have different friends that I am more close to such as you, Courtney, Lori, Cassie, Danielle & Karen. Write her a note and tell her that I still wanna be friends, but not best friends. Love, Lindsey & W/B first.
Well, I think it's pretty clear now why I was voted "Funniest Girl" in 8th grade. With quality material like that, it's anyone's guess how I didn't make it big in the stand-up circuit. And my apologies to whoever may have received a note from me stating that Lindsey would no longer like to be best friends with you. Guess it's not just today's kids who are the assholes.
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